G Tonight I'm an alley cat, yeah C More afraid of you than you are of me G C but if you leave some food out on the porch Am I might stay until theres nothing left to eat. C I'd be sitting alone in a lunch room in high school G C if I wasn't, sitting alone at a punk show in Ashville Break G C G C Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest G has a whole as big as the one in my pockets C I might've kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest Am But hell, you kissed like a rocket C I'd be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom G C if I wasnt a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom G C G Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey Corrections/Ideas- mjsos53@gmail.com